The Major's Guard

The Major's Guard

1964 · 93 min · ★ 6.4 · Comedy

The Danish minister of defense decides to join the army incognito to observe. This causes CHAOS. It also causes him to meet the major's daughter. He ends up becoming the major's orderly which gets him closer to the daughter.

Directed by Sven Methling · Written by Dirch Passer

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