You Don't Mess with the Zohan
Lather. Rinse. Save the world.
PG-13 2008 · 113 min · ★ 5.7 (4K) · Comedy, Action
An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.
Directed by Dennis Dugan · Written by Judd Apatow
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Adam Sandler Zohan Dvir -
Emmanuelle Chriqui Dalia Hakbarah -
John Turturro Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah -
Nick Swardson Michael Klayman -
Lainie Kazan Gail Klayman -
Rob Schneider Salim Yousfobdal -
Kevin Nealon Kevin -
Mariah Carey Mariah Carey -
Yamit Sol Dorit -
Adria Tennor Kids' Salon Owner -
Daoud Heidami Nasi -
Dave Matthews James T. O'Skanlon
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