You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Lather. Rinse. Save the world.

PG-13 2008 · 113 min · ★ 5.7 (4K) · Comedy, Action

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

Directed by Dennis Dugan · Written by Judd Apatow

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