Carry On Up the Khyber
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1968 · 88 min · ★ 6.5 · Adventure, Comedy
Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond looks after the British outpost near the Khybar pass. Protected by the kilted Third Foot and Mouth regiment, you would think they were safe, but the Khazi of Kalabar has other ideas—he wants all the British dead. But his troops fear the 'skirted-devils, who are rumoured not to wear any underwear.
Directed by Gerald Thomas · Written by Talbot Rothwell
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Sidney James Sir Sidney Ruff-Diamond -
Kenneth Williams Rhandi Lal, the Khasi of Kalabar -
Charles Hawtrey Private Jimmy Widdle -
Roy Castle Captain Keene -
Joan Sims Lady Joanie Ruff-Diamond -
Bernard Bresslaw Bungdit Din -
Peter Butterworth Brother Belcher -
Terry Scott Sergeant Major Macnutt -
Angela Douglas Princess Jelhi -
Cardew Robinson Frowsi, the Fakir -
Julian Holloway Major Shorthouse -
Peter Gilmore Private Ginger Hale
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