The Intelligence Men

The Intelligence Men

Their First and Fabulously Funny Film

1965 · 103 min · ★ 6.1 · Comedy

A chance meeting with a Schlecht agent forces a humble coffee shop manager into the secret world of spies in Swinging London. With the help of his MI5 friend, he poses as the recently dead Major Cavendish who had managed to infiltrate the dreaded organization; he knows that they are intending to assassinate someone - could it be the famous Russian ballerina who has recently arrived for an appearance at Covent Garden?

Directed by Robert Asher · Written by Sid Green

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Eric Morecambe Eric Morecambe
Ernie Wise Ernie Sage
William Franklyn Colonel Grant
April Olrich Madame Petrovna
Gloria Paul Gina Carlotti
Richard Vernon Sir Edward Seabrook
David Lodge Stage Manager
Jacqueline Jones Karin
Terence Alexander Reed
Francis Matthews Thomas
Warren Mitchell Prozoroff
Brian Oulton Laundry Basket Man

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