On the Beat

On the Beat

As the COPPER who comes a CROPPER!

NR 1962 · 106 min · ★ 7.6 · Comedy, Crime

Norman Pitkin wants to be a policeman like his father was, but he fails the height test (amongst others). One day he gets out his father's old uniform and "walks the beat". This leads to a level of chaos that only Pitkin could cause

Directed by Robert Asher · Written by Norman Wisdom

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