If a Thousand Clarinets
1965 · 136 min · ★ 7.5 · Comedy, Music, Fantasy
A military base. An awkward soldier. A statue of Bach. And suddenly all guns in the area change into music instruments. Great mystery is immediately found by TV station. And soon the military base becomes a stage for huge TV show.
Directed by Vladimír Svitáček · Written by Ján Roháč
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Jana Brejchová Tereza -
Waldemar Matuška Patrik -
Hana Hegerová Edita -
Eva Pilarová Klaudia -
Karel Gott Benjamin -
Jiří Suchý parašutista - J Jiří Šlitr parašutista
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Pavlína Filipovská chovanka -
Jana Malknechtová Jana - J Jiří Jelínek Nicolas
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Vlastimil Brodský pluk. Helmuth -
Martin Růžek ministr
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