If a Thousand Clarinets

If a Thousand Clarinets

1965 · 136 min · ★ 7.5 · Comedy, Music, Fantasy

A military base. An awkward soldier. A statue of Bach. And suddenly all guns in the area change into music instruments. Great mystery is immediately found by TV station. And soon the military base becomes a stage for huge TV show.

Directed by Vladimír Svitáček · Written by Ján Roháč

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