So You Think You're Not Guilty

So You Think You're Not Guilty

1950 · 10 min · ★ 6.1 · Comedy

Joe McDoakes pleads "not guilty" to a traffic violation but is convicted anyway. Handling this setback in his usual manner, the two-dollar fine quickly pyramids to a 10-year jail sentence.

Directed by Richard L. Bare · Written by Richard L. Bare

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