Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
A Disgrace to Criminals Everywhere.
R 1998 · 105 min · ★ 8.1 (7K) · Comedy, Crime
A card shark and his unwillingly-enlisted friends need to make a lot of cash quick after losing a sketchy poker match. To do this they decide to pull a heist on a small-time gang who happen to be operating out of the flat next door.
Directed by Guy Ritchie · Written by Guy Ritchie
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Steven Mackintosh Winston -
Nicholas Rowe J -
Nick Marcq Charles -
Charles Forbes Willie -
Lenny McLean Barry the Baptist - P Peter McNicholl Little Chris
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P.H. Moriarty 'Hatchet' Harry Lonsdale
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