So You Want to Be Pretty

So You Want to Be Pretty

1956 · 10 min · ★ 4.0 · Comedy

In this comedic short, Joe and Alice McDoakes each wish their looks were better.

Directed by Richard L. Bare · Written by Richard L. Bare

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