The Happy Thieves
Rita and Rex Steal The Picture!
NR 1961 · 88 min · ★ 5.9 · Comedy, Crime
A suave art thief romances a wealthy duchess, only to enable him to steal a priceless painting from her collection. Complications ensue.
Directed by George Marshall · Written by John Gay
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Rita Hayworth Eve Lewis -
Rex Harrison Jimmy Bourne -
Joseph Wiseman Jean Marie Calbert -
Alida Valli Duchess Blanca -
Grégoire Aslan Dr. Victor Muñoz -
Virgílio Teixeira Cayetano the Bullfighter -
Peter Illing Mr. Pickett the Art Expert -
Britt Ekland Mrs. Pickett - G George Rigaud Spanish Police Inspector
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Gérard Tichy Antonio, Prado Museum Guard
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