How to Take a Bath
2009 · 3 min · ★ 5.2 · Comedy
Legendary poet John Ashbery scripted this absurdist step-by-step guide to bathing, excerpted from Guy Maddin's feature THE FORBIDDEN ROOM and restored to its original form as a stand-alone film.
Directed by Guy Maddin · Written by John Ashbery
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