Empties

Empties

2007 · 103 min · ★ 6.8 · Comedy

Czech literature teacher Josef Tkaloun, who is past retirement age, realises one day that he no longer understands his pupils, and so he quits… dramatically. What he does not predict is that in doing this he will lose his sense of place in society.

Directed by Jan Svěrák · Written by Zdeněk Svěrák

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