A Raunchy Christmas Story

A Raunchy Christmas Story

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2018 · 72 min · ★ 4.6 · Comedy

Dave seems doomed to a lonely life of eating ramen noodles alone on Friday nights forever, but Christmas magic is afoot. And no Russian spies, disgruntled bosses, or horny bakery scientists can defeat the Yuletide spirit. Sex, lies, and more sex, the things that make Christmas great.

Directed by Maria Biltz · Written by Jeremy Biltz

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