Grumpy Old Men

Grumpy Old Men

The best of enemies until something came between them.

PG-13 1993 · 103 min · ★ 6.7 · Comedy, Romance

For decades, next-door neighbors and former friends John and Max have feuded, trading insults and wicked pranks. When an attractive widow moves in nearby, their bad blood erupts into a high-stakes rivalry full of naughty jokes and adolescent hijinks.

Directed by Donald Petrie · Written by Mark Steven Johnson

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