My Geisha

My Geisha

It's the WACKIEST HOAX That Ever Turned the Screen Hilarious!

1962 · 120 min · ★ 6.5 · Comedy, Romance

Famed movie director Paul Robaix breaks with tradition by not casting his actress-comedienne wife, Lucy Dell, in his latest film production, a version of Madame Butterfly. Undaunted, the resourceful Lucy wings her way to Tokyo and, masquerading as a Japanese geisha, lands the coveted role from her unsuspecting husband! But in front of the cameras (and behind the pancake makeup), Lucy faces greater challenges: her lecherous leading man - and a husband who is beginning to realize that his talented new "discovery" seems vaguely familiar...

Directed by Jack Cardiff · Written by Norman Krasna

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Shirley MacLaine Lucy Dell / Yoko Mori
Yves Montand Paul Robaix
Edward G. Robinson Sam Lewis
Robert Cummings Bob Moore
Yoko Tani Kazumi Ito
Tatsuo Saitō Kenichi Takata
Alex Gerry Leonard Lewis
Tamae Kiyokawa Amatsu Hisako
Ichirô Hayakawa Hisako
Tsugundo Maki Shiga
Machiko Soga
George Furness George (uncredited)

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