Hail the Conquering Hero

Hail the Conquering Hero

MIRACLES DO HAPPEN!

NR 1944 · 101 min · ★ 7.1 · Comedy, War

Having been discharged from the Marines for a hayfever condition before ever seeing action, Woodrow Lafayette Pershing Truesmith delays the return to his hometown, feeling that he is a failure. While in a moment of melancholy, he meets up with a group of Marines who befriend him and encourage him to return home to his mother by fabricating a story that he was wounded in battle with honorable discharge.

Directed by Preston Sturges · Written by Preston Sturges

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Eddie Bracken Woodrow Truesmith
Ella Raines Libby
Raymond Walburn Mayor Everett J. Noble
William Demarest Sgt. Heppelfinger
Franklin Pangborn Reception Committee Chairman
Elizabeth Patterson Martha - Libby's Aunt
Georgia Caine Mrs. Truesmith
Al Bridge Political Boss
Freddie Steele Bugsy
Bill Edwards Forrest Noble
Harry Hayden Doc Bissell
Jimmy Conlin Judge Dennis

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