They Want Dick Dickster

They Want Dick Dickster

The Cult wants the movie director... dead!

2018 · 90 min · ★ 6.0 · Comedy

Hollywood movie director, Dick Dickster, is a drunk hack with a big ego and a bad attitude. He's broke, in debt, and unemployable. His manager, Sammy Davas Jr. wants to dump him as a client. His wife, Hardy, is divorcing him and wants alimony. Dick owes the mob fifty grand and hit man Tony Baritoni has been sent to collect. And District Attorney Ed Lawler is re investigating statutory rape charges against Dick from his cult movie: Cult of Doom. A film school student, Tim Meeks begins filming a documentary about Dick. They interview producers, directors and actors about their bizarre encounters with The Dickster. Then a mysterious XXX producer, Coco Hart, offers Dick 100-K to turn Cult of Doom into: Cult of Poon. Dick can't say no.

Directed by Christopher Ray · Written by Nick Bird

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Robert R. Shafer Dick Dickster
Tim Russ Sammy Davas Jr
Tim Abell Tony Baritoni
Richard Grieco Himself
Bonnie Rotten Herself
Jan Broberg Felt Coco Hart
Jared Cohn Tim Meeks
Melanie Good Hardy Dickster
Cela Scott Peaches Ripen
Caleb Thomas Charles B. Good
Darin Cooper Ed Lawler
Calvin Tenner Turk Manly

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