The Whole Nine Yards

The Whole Nine Yards

In the heart of suburbia, a hit man with heart has just moved in.

R 2000 · 98 min · ★ 6.5 (2K) · Comedy, Crime

After a mobster agrees to cooperate with an FBI investigation in order to stay out of prison, he's relocated by the authorities to a life of suburban anonymity as part of a witness protection program. It's not long before a couple of his new neighbours figure out his true identity and come knocking to see if he'd be up for one more hit—suburban style.

Directed by Jonathan Lynn · Written by Mitchell Kapner

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