Teddy Bear

Teddy Bear

1981 · 110 min · ★ 7.8 · Comedy

En route to London, Bear discovers at the border checkpoint that his passport is missing a few pages, which may prevent him from traveling to the city with the sports team he manages.

Directed by Stanisław Bareja · Written by Stanisław Tym

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