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2005 · 108 min · ★ 6.1 · Comedy, Drama, Fantasy
Beat Takeshi lives the busy and sometimes surreal life of a showbiz celebrity. One day he meets his blond lookalike named Kitano, a shy convenience store cashier, who, still an unknown actor, is waiting for his big break. After their paths cross, Kitano seems to begin hallucinating about becoming Beat.
Directed by Takeshi Kitano · Written by Takeshi Kitano
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Takeshi Kitano Beat Takeshi / Mr. Kitano -
Kotomi Kyono Takeshi's Girlfriend / Kitano's Female Neighbor -
Kayoko Kishimoto Mahjong Parlor Woman / Audition Producer / Costumer -
Ren Osugi Takeshi's Manager / Taxi Driver -
Susumu Terajima Takeshi's Friend / Kitano's Yakuza Neighbor -
Tetsu Watanabe TV Wardrobe Master / Noodle Cook / Audition Actor -
Akihiro Miwa Self -
Naomasa Musaka Film Studios Tattooist -
Koichi Ueda Film Crew Member close to the Director -
Kanji Tsuda Film Director -
Makoto Ashikawa Assistant at Audition -
Tamotsu Ishibashi
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