No One Will Notice You're Naked

No One Will Notice You're Naked

1971 · 106 min · ★ 4.9 · Comedy

Rosario Trapanese is determined to show he is not the typical old-fashion Sicilian. When his firm sends him to Denmark, a more sexual liberated nation than Italy, he immediately adopts the Danish "free-sexual-taboo" way of life. He meets and married Karen and succeeded to come back in Italy. Once here, he discovers Karen did a porn movie and his determination on being open minded is over. The typical Sicilian jealousy drives him crazy. Anyway, after a while, Rosario understands that what his wife did before to meet him it has not to be an issue for him. Karen confesses Rosario she signed a contract for a second movie and she could refuse only by paying a fine. The couple doesn't have enough money so they need to find a solution. And what a solution!

Directed by Steno · Written by Steno

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Lando Buzzanca Rosario Trapenese
Pamela Tiffin Karen
Renzo Marignano Gustav Larsen
Gigi Ballista Silvio Borelon
Rita Forzano Ilse
Steffen Zacharias Bosen the Producer
Dominique Boschero Priscilla
Alessandro Figurelli Professor Rudersdorf
Victoria Zinny Luisa Borelon
Donatella Della Nora Annelise Jørgensen
Ada Pometti Liliane
Ferdy Mayne Professor Grutekoor

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