The Secret Lives of Dorks
PG-13 2013 · 91 min · ★ 4.9 · Comedy
In The Secret Lives of Dorks, Payton (Gaelan Connell) is a pathetic dork, a comic book geek whose high school career is one hopeless faux pas after another. Yet he's a dreamer and madly in love with the head cheerleader Carrie (Riley Voelkel), who he is determined to win over. But she is wise to his desperate advances, so to get off his radar she creates a plan to push him into the arms of a dorkette at the school, Samantha (Vanessa Marano).
Directed by Salomé Breziner · Written by Nicholas David Brandt
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William Katt Mr. Gibson -
Seymour Cassel Principal - C Charlie Stewart Ollie
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Escher Holloway Matt Kinsella -
Tyler Steelman Herbie
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