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An Expensive Visit

At college, Jack is spending his dad's money and not studying. When dad comes for a visit, Jack gets one of his friends to dress as a woman and flirt with his father. Another friend pretends to be the jealous husband, forcing dad to buy his way out of trouble.

The Battle Royal

Plump and Runt are on opposite sides of a mountain feud. Then government revenue agents arrive and both families join together to run off the common enemy.

The Haunted Hat

A cat gets caught under a hat and walks around, frightening everyone in town.

Black Eyes

A husband and wife swear never again to sneak out on each other with their friends, and are both faced with complications when they go back on their word.

Santa Claus vs. Cupid

A desperate man and two romantic rivals encounter one another at a Christmas party.

The Candy Trail

A 1916 silent comedy.

The Serenade

Plump and Runt are street musicians who are rivals for Florence's affection.

One Too Many

When his uncle arrives for a visit, Plump has to find a wife and baby in a hurry. With the help of his friend, Runt, soon there are wives and babies everywhere.

Love and Duty

Ollie is a love-struck private who is drilled by his unsympathetic lieutenant at reveille. The colonel of the regiment wants his daughter to marry the lieutenant but she has her heart set on the chubby-faced Hardy, who himself is in love with another woman. He is thrown into a cell for disobeying orders, where he later escapes with the assistance of his sweetheart, and a casual touch of assault when he bumps the guard with his large stomach. The final chase scene ends with everyone getting what they want.

Hungry Hearts

Plump and Runt are starving artists who are both in love with their pretty model. Runt chooses money over love and marries a widow he thinks is rich. It turns out the model is the real heiress, and Plump marries her.