The French Kissers

The French Kissers

They might speak the language, but they haven't got a clue.

2009 · 90 min · ★ 5.8 · Comedy, Drama, Romance

An awkward adolescent boy and his angst-ridden friends try their best to fit in amongst a cast of varied characters.

Directed by Riad Sattouf · Written by Marc Syrigas

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