I Saw A Car

An anomaly in the sky upends reality, causing memories to melt for a group of young experiencers.

A secret of turning flesh into glass breaks down ____'s reality when she trips in the BBQ Salon, busting rusting immortal goop onto the faces of herself, Movie Star, and Character Name. Blasts party murder of self inflicting wads of death are in the agenda after a green amulet confusion, forever, until the wood chipper reveals the dusty trick. But who are these men with Gartan Galtar and why do they dance so preciously?

Vick and Tarstar are shooting their latest horror movie trash epic, Scarecrowed, with a cast and crew of punks, drug addicts, fetish models, and dumpster divers. Set back with extra hairy relationship drama, homelessness, lack of funding, and their crew members quitting, Vick and Tarstar just want to tell their story: With the right bucket, you too can buy your own hair cutting scarecrow made by the animatronic Goo Guys at the Scarecrow Factory.

dracula needs more blood for his race car

sequels to Speed (1994) and Faces (1968) he has to understand his face at 51 mph hour if he reaches 66 mph his face will explode

A gricky star planet girl follows a casting call into the Earth oven so she can fulfill her dream of getting inside of a VHS tape... to burn and inhale herself. Donald Farmer weaves golden webs with the cryogenic cowboys while the star planet gets heavier with razzling trash carnivals. The Carpet Muckers twirling gorches but the Garbites are way too hungry for karaoke flavored peanut butter screams.

While taking a break from working on his essay an off-duty gas station attendant unsuccessfully tries to con some barbie dolls into thinking he is dracula

a horror film

Monet and Matilda are excited and anxious to get to Grandma's house, but first they have to deal with the toll collector.

A drifter is imposed upon by a preacher a bellboy and an abductor

starring e.t. cereal, wc fields (hologram) and heathcliff the cat: a man with amnesia starts to remember things

a tv goes to hell

a cartoon about the lead singer of korn swearing out loud to himself and humping the floor

Experimental narrative with comedy and horror made via long-distance collaboration between two artists.

silent film

a depressed youth contemplates suicide while his parents try to hurry back home to see him