Kasper Meltedhair

dracula needs more blood for his race car

sequels to Speed (1994) and Faces (1968) he has to understand his face at 51 mph hour if he reaches 66 mph his face will explode

An anomaly in the sky upends reality, causing memories to melt for a group of young experiencers.

A quirky, gonzo peek behind the curtain into the mad mind of schlockmeister extraordinaire Donald Farmer. Known as the Budget Master of Tennessee, Farmer is the undisputed king of SOV Cinema, a DIY legend who’s carved a blood-soaked path through five decades of horror, trash, and straight-to-video gold. Starting in the 1970s with a series of Super 8 films before transitioning to the “profitable” promise of videotape, Farmer found success with hypnotically gory, offbeat features—films that often hid sweet, romantic cores beneath their eye-popping VHS covers. A true original, Donald has been a writer for Fangoria, an actor, and even a reality TV star.

Vick and Tarstar are shooting their latest horror movie trash epic, Scarecrowed, with a cast and crew of punks, drug addicts, fetish models, and dumpster divers. Set back with extra hairy relationship drama, homelessness, lack of funding, and their crew members quitting, Vick and Tarstar just want to tell their story: With the right bucket, you too can buy your own hair cutting scarecrow made by the animatronic Goo Guys at the Scarecrow Factory.

an angel is sent to hell on a mission from god

Darbie is quite deadly and especially when you mess with her boyfriend.

starring e.t. cereal, wc fields (hologram) and heathcliff the cat: a man with amnesia starts to remember things