A Fly Told Me to Go F*ck Myself

A deceased horror actor is put to trial by manifestations of his former roles, debating whether his mediocre performances in life should allow him to rest in peace.

A cargo-ship-piloting alien is on his usual livestock abduction route when an angry farmer sneaks aboard the ship disguised as a cow, with a burning desire for vengeance.

QP, a troubled young man with an affinity for lobotomies and finger puppets, confronts his own humanity after capturing his newest victim.

A young woman is trapped in the clutches of a musical-obssesed serial killer, having to perform for her life to free herself from the perfection she is expected to achieve.

Abraham Lincoln died in 1865, Archduke Franz Ferdinand died in 1914, JFK died in 1963 - All 49 years apart. This is the story of the time-traveling Bullet who killed them.

A man purchases a mysterious product that promises to change his perception of life... and himself.

After undergoing the split of Meiosis, meiosisters Orchis and Semes awaken as sperm in the ethereal land of Test, where the annual Testy Festy welcomes them to what seems like heaven. Things take a turn when Seed, a strange sperm donning a condom mask, claims that their paradise is a lie and calls for the start of the Great Jac, a taboo event prophesied to lead either to the Promised Unknown or to death. A sperm civil war breaks out as rebels and loyalists fight over whether their world is truly heaven or merely the prelude to something far greater...

A needy young man confronts years of parental manipulation when he discovers that his father has gotten plastic surgery to look exactly like him.

In 1957, Natasha Pritchard remotely monitors an alien-infested New Mexico town to get herself off of Death Row.

A commercial for a local exorcism service gets hijacked by demonic forces.

A weary hitman— who must bash his own head with a hammer in order to enter a murderous state of parasomnia— is promised freedom from self-mutilation upon the completion of one last hit job.

After an elven thief is recruited to help a trio of adventurers search for a magical amulet, she must choose between the group's true, caring connection and her own desires of fortune and glory.

Left at home by himself for a weekend, Jack Zatkowsky decides to film as many random moments as possible with little planning or thought. With tons of copyrighted music and emotional whiplash, the filmmaker slowly realizes that being alone is not what it's chalked up to be.

In the year 2134, a world where all childhood activities are outlawed for anyone over the age of 6, Officer Cyprus McGillicuddy attempts to expose an illegal underground group of gameplayers and fun-havers. Meanwhile, a dejected young man named Derby Turpentine sits off to the side, who could very well set off a chain reaction to change the world entire...