Jack Zatkowsky

A cargo-ship-piloting alien is on his usual livestock abduction route when an angry farmer sneaks aboard the ship disguised as a cow, with a burning desire for vengeance.

QP, a troubled young man with an affinity for lobotomies and finger puppets, confronts his own humanity after capturing his newest victim.

A deceased horror actor is put to trial by manifestations of his former roles, debating whether his mediocre performances in life should allow him to rest in peace.

A young woman is trapped in the clutches of a musical-obssesed serial killer, having to perform for her life to free herself from the perfection she is expected to achieve.

Abraham Lincoln died in 1865, Archduke Franz Ferdinand died in 1914, JFK died in 1963 - All 49 years apart. This is the story of the time-traveling Bullet who killed them.

A man purchases a mysterious product that promises to change his perception of life... and himself.

After undergoing the split of Meiosis, meiosisters Orchis and Semes awaken as sperm in the ethereal land of Test, where the annual Testy Festy welcomes them to what seems like heaven. Things take a turn when Seed, a strange sperm donning a condom mask, claims that their paradise is a lie and calls for the start of the Great Jac, a taboo event prophesied to lead either to the Promised Unknown or to death. A sperm civil war breaks out as rebels and loyalists fight over whether their world is truly heaven or merely the prelude to something far greater...

A needy young man confronts years of parental manipulation when he discovers that his father has gotten plastic surgery to look exactly like him.