Cutthroats

What do you do when you fall into a vat of Viagra, and your entire body turns hard as a rock? Start a league of tawdry superheroes, of course! The invincible Doc Mild teams up with walking cell phone Chip Martin, genius Math McCue, and the obnoxious voice of Pamela Mae Sweet to fight the All-Crazy terrorist network. But their employer, President Douche of the United States of Martica, is hiding a dangerous secret. Will the "Tight 50" hold off the evildoers long enought to discover the sinister plan? And just what is the Leader of the Free World Market carrying in that little black box?

A rock like alien lands on Earth looking for sustenance. What does it eat? Intelligence! One touch of the rock and it sucks the smarts, if you have any, right out of you. Dr. Belinda Garland studies the alien rock to harness its power. However the evil Amazing Jacques and his co-hort, The Spiderwoman, plan to use the rock's brain sucking power to rule the world.

A blast from the past from Sideshow Cinema! Finding out that suicide is more complicated than you think is the theme of these two dark comedies. In Curtains a distraught man finds out what Limbo is really like as he hears the life stories from his fellow travelers. Potential Sins examines the birthday party from Hell when the guest of honor decides to off himself!

Jeff Coukos' engagement opens the floodgates to unsettling family secrets.

Anthology film centering around an alien invasion and guv'mint spooks.

From the Sideshow Cinema archives! An unscrupulous temp agency finds a way create the ideal work force. Raise the dead and send them off on jobs. No pay, no lunches,no insurance needed. Just a cold corpse. A black satire on the work ethic gone wild.

Everyone has an off day...but Malcolm didn't know how off his day would be when he calls in sick to work. Apart from causing himself physical damage as he tries to get through his day, he must also contend with the Bat Girl, a wild child raised in a cave, who has just escaped from a sanitarium. Throw in a deranged president of the United States, a sinister hypnotist, and a dose of media madness, and Malcolm finds out what sick time really means.

Two-part anthology centered around demonic possession and a monster made of lint.

Honey Glaze was the perfect little girl.She obeyed her father, played with her toysand never went outside. She was 30 years old.Then her father, who is a secret agent, iskilled by spies. Sheltered all her life, Honey determines to grow up quickly, join thesecret service and avenge her father'sdeath as she faces her enemey, Dr. Sum Thaim!Spy stories don't get any sillier than this!

When her husband is killed in an auto accident, Alice Marsh moves far from home to start a new life. She falls in love with an old house in Massachusetts which she buys. Built in the 1700's and made of stone, it is known by the townspeople as the "Evan Straw" house. She tells her visiting aunt, Gert, of it's history and they both take it lightly. As time goes on, strange things start to happen to Alice while she's in the house. Finally, she calls in a psychic medium, Leocardia Tomas, to try to contact the spirit. As the spirit becomes more erratic and threatening, a ghost hunter named Peter Yakov is summoned to get to the bottom of why Evan Straw still haunts the house. The answer to the mystery is unexpected by everyone.

Due to a chemical weapons experiment gone wrong, the entire Earth became afflicted with total color blindness. A scientist finds a formula to correct the eyes perception of color, but as he is about to release it to the world, sinister forces murder him and steal the formula. Or think they have. They didn't steal the main piece of the formula and will now stop at nothing to get it! Monochromia is a comedy of greed, corruption, greed and more greed.

A young couple is concerned by night noises and disembodied voices in their house. Concerned about house intruders, it is beyond belief when they are held hostage by escaped criminals from another time and place. Very weird criminals.

In an alternate Earth, there is peace.No wars, little violence, and cooperation between countries. In other words, a planet without men. But an alien offers this worldthe chance to repoplulate their civilization with a new breed of male hybrids.

Who's committing all these senseless crimes? And how do you stop a madman? With mad police? The DIP squad is called in to combat the lunatic criminal, The Lemon Man! It's one thing to die on stage, but you shouldn't have to die off stage; and wait a minute! That's the real thing on the floor! That's not stage blood! Watch Malcolm regret calling in sick when his world is invaded by psycho politicians, a wild child, and a mad hypnotist! Poor Malcolm is in for a sick time!

When a gorilla is abducted by aliens and subjected to a bizarre form of radiation, it manages to escape. Now the aliens need to recapture the beast before it goes supernova and destroys the planet Earth!

Chris Qualm has a phobia. He's afraid of leaving the house. After undergoing therapy, he finally takes the first step to come to terms with the outside world. With that first step he falls into a chain of events that he can't seem to escape. His worse fear is realized. The human race is insane!