Michael Legge

What do you do when you fall into a vat of Viagra, and your entire body turns hard as a rock? Start a league of tawdry superheroes, of course! The invincible Doc Mild teams up with walking cell phone Chip Martin, genius Math McCue, and the obnoxious voice of Pamela Mae Sweet to fight the All-Crazy terrorist network. But their employer, President Douche of the United States of Martica, is hiding a dangerous secret. Will the "Tight 50" hold off the evildoers long enought to discover the sinister plan? And just what is the Leader of the Free World Market carrying in that little black box?

Due to a chemical weapons experiment gone wrong, the entire Earth became afflicted with total color blindness. A scientist finds a formula to correct the eyes perception of color, but as he is about to release it to the world, sinister forces murder him and steal the formula. Or think they have. They didn't steal the main piece of the formula and will now stop at nothing to get it! Monochromia is a comedy of greed, corruption, greed and more greed.

A young couple is concerned by night noises and disembodied voices in their house. Concerned about house intruders, it is beyond belief when they are held hostage by escaped criminals from another time and place. Very weird criminals.

Everyone has an off day...but Malcolm didn't know how off his day would be when he calls in sick to work. Apart from causing himself physical damage as he tries to get through his day, he must also contend with the Bat Girl, a wild child raised in a cave, who has just escaped from a sanitarium. Throw in a deranged president of the United States, a sinister hypnotist, and a dose of media madness, and Malcolm finds out what sick time really means.

From the Sideshow Cinema archives! An unscrupulous temp agency finds a way create the ideal work force. Raise the dead and send them off on jobs. No pay, no lunches,no insurance needed. Just a cold corpse. A black satire on the work ethic gone wild.

When her husband is killed in an auto accident, Alice Marsh moves far from home to start a new life. She falls in love with an old house in Massachusetts which she buys. Built in the 1700's and made of stone, it is known by the townspeople as the "Evan Straw" house. She tells her visiting aunt, Gert, of it's history and they both take it lightly. As time goes on, strange things start to happen to Alice while she's in the house. Finally, she calls in a psychic medium, Leocardia Tomas, to try to contact the spirit. As the spirit becomes more erratic and threatening, a ghost hunter named Peter Yakov is summoned to get to the bottom of why Evan Straw still haunts the house. The answer to the mystery is unexpected by everyone.

A blast from the past from Sideshow Cinema! Finding out that suicide is more complicated than you think is the theme of these two dark comedies. In Curtains a distraught man finds out what Limbo is really like as he hears the life stories from his fellow travelers. Potential Sins examines the birthday party from Hell when the guest of honor decides to off himself!

A rock like alien lands on Earth looking for sustenance. What does it eat? Intelligence! One touch of the rock and it sucks the smarts, if you have any, right out of you. Dr. Belinda Garland studies the alien rock to harness its power. However the evil Amazing Jacques and his co-hort, The Spiderwoman, plan to use the rock's brain sucking power to rule the world.