Three Hams on Rye

Three Hams on Rye

THE STOOGES' SLAP-HAPPIEST LINE-UP OF GAGS AND GALS!

1950 · 15 min · ★ 6.7 · Comedy

The stooges are stage hands who also have small parts in a big play. They quickly get on the bad side of the producer. First they fail to prevent a famous critic from sneaking into the audience. Then Shemp accidentally adds a pot holder into a cake they bake as a prop. During the play the stooges (as southern gentlemen) and the rest of the cast spit up feathers during what was supposed to be a serious scene. The critic thinks it's a hilarious satire and the boys are redeemed.

Directed by Jules White · Written by Clyde Bruckman

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Shemp Howard Shemp
Larry Fine Larry
Moe Howard Moe
Nanette Bordeaux Lulabelle
Christine McIntyre Janiebelle
Emil Sitka B.K. Doaks
Ned Glass Nick Barker (uncredited)
Danny Lewis Short Actor (uncredited)
Judy Malcolm Brunette Showgirl (uncredited)
Brian O'Hara Tall Actor (uncredited)
Mildred Olsen Blonde Showgirl (uncredited)
Blackie Whiteford Stagehand (uncredited)

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