I'll Never Heil Again

I'll Never Heil Again

Hilarious howls with Hollywood's daffiest dictators!

NR 1941 · 18 min · ★ 7.5 · Comedy

The Stooges have taken over the country of Moronica. Moe is Hailstone the Dictator, Curly is a Field Marshal and Larry is Minister of Propaganda. The Stooges are planning with their allies to conquer the world, which mainly consists of fighting over a globe. The former king's daughter gets into their headquarters and plants a bomb which Curly detonates. All ends well as the king regains control of the country and the Stooges wind up as trophies on the wall.

Directed by Jules White · Written by Felix Adler

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Cast

Curly Howard Curly Gallstone
Larry Fine Larry Pebble
Moe Howard Moe Heilstone
Mary Ainslee Princess Gilda (uncredited)
Vernon Dent Mr. Ixnay (uncredited)
Ned Glass (uncredited)
Bud Jamison (uncredited)
Don Brodie King Herman (uncredited)
Jack 'Tiny' Lipson Bay of Rum (uncredited)
Bobby Burns King's Aide (uncredited)

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The Stooges join the war effort by enlisting at Merchant Marines. While aboard, they have a brief run-in with (a secret German Nazi officer) Lt. Dungen (Vernon Dent), and then mistake a torpedo for a beached whale. Moe says they have to kill it, and it promptly explodes. After being lost at sea for several days, they come across the SS Schicklgruber and climb aboard. Now with fully grown beards, they come across Lt. Dungen again, who does not recognize them. After realizing they are on a German war ship they eventually overtake the crew and toss them overboard.

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The Stooges are convicts about to be executed for some murders they didn't commit.

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The Stooges are discharged from the army after WW I, and promptly administer some revenge to their mean sergeant. Years later they wind up in the army again, and of course the same sergeant is their superior. The sergeant plays various tricks on them, and when the Stooges go crazy with a cannon, blowing up a house, a bridge, and a smoke stack, he blows them up.

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Spooks!

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From Nurse to Worse

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