I'll Never Heil Again

I'll Never Heil Again

Hilarious howls with Hollywood's daffiest dictators!

NR 1941 · 18 min · ★ 7.5 · Comedy

The Stooges have taken over the country of Moronica. Moe is Hailstone the Dictator, Curly is a Field Marshal and Larry is Minister of Propaganda. The Stooges are planning with their allies to conquer the world, which mainly consists of fighting over a globe. The former king's daughter gets into their headquarters and plants a bomb which Curly detonates. All ends well as the king regains control of the country and the Stooges wind up as trophies on the wall.

Directed by Jules White · Written by Felix Adler

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Cast

Curly Howard Curly Gallstone
Larry Fine Larry Pebble
Moe Howard Moe Heilstone
Mary Ainslee Princess Gilda (uncredited)
Vernon Dent Mr. Ixnay (uncredited)
Ned Glass (uncredited)
Bud Jamison (uncredited)
Don Brodie King Herman (uncredited)
Jack 'Tiny' Lipson Bay of Rum (uncredited)
Bobby Burns King's Aide (uncredited)

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