Can't Smeg Won't Smeg
1998 · 27 min · Comedy, Science Fiction, TV Movie
20th century television chef Ainsley Harriott beams himself aboard the space vessel Starbug in order to test the crew's culinary skills.
Directed by Ed Bye · Written by Paul Alexander
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Ainsley Harriott Self -
Chris Barrie Rimmer -
Craig Charles Lister -
Danny John-Jules Cat/Duane Dibbley -
Robert Llewellyn Kryten -
Chloë Annett Kochanski
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