The Spousals of God

The Spousals of God

1999 · 150 min · ★ 7.1 · Comedy

After receiving a visit from a messenger of God, João de Deus wins his buddy's girlfriend through a roll of the dice.

Directed by João César Monteiro · Written by João César Monteiro

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