Bad Thoughts

Bad Thoughts

For your consideration. Sorry.

TV-MA 2025 · 2 seasons · 12 eps · ★ 5.9 · Comedy

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A collection of hilariously disturbing stories that push the boundaries of decency in ways only Tom Segura could imagine.

Created by Tom Segura

Network: Netflix

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