Hardware

Hardware

2003 · 2 seasons · 12 eps · ★ 5.4 · Comedy

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Hardware is a British sitcom that aired on ITV from 2003 to 2004. Starring Martin Freeman, it was written and created by Simon Nye, the creator of Men Behaving Badly. The show's opening theme was A Taste of Honey by Herb Alpert's Tijuana Brass.

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Network: STV

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