Fjortis

There is a war out there and two wasted wankers - Odd & Geir - two minor criminals, are right there in the middle of it. Every now and then they retreat to Geir's one-room-flat seeking refuge in drugs, alcohol and television. Every now and then a friend drops by. This time it is their sidekick Kælle. He has been eating in a Chinese restaurant and become ill. This leads the conversation onto rat meat amongst other negative things.

Odd and Geir are sitting in their apartment, stressed out about Christmas. Problems getting their Christmas weed, and all the "conspiracy" out there makes the holiday difficult. Kælle got some great shoplifting ideas, but not all stolen goods is easy to turn over.

A young man dreams of becoming a journalist, in order to write stories which may change the world. This does not turn out as planned, and instead he ends up as a reporter for the celebrity magazine Se og Hør. We are observing a man who gradually loses all inhibitions in order to reach the top in the country's largest weekly magazine.

A movie inspired by eight Norwegian political parties, written by six writers and directed by nine directors: a man gets a nasty surprise skinny dipping, a cow eats a cell phone, a lesbian couple loses a child, a blind girl sells dubious lottery tickets, a boy falls in love, a man picks up a hitchhiker, three girls get help from a man in pajamas, and nine old men find a young girl stuck in a swamp.

A young boy named Pelle falls in love with the drug addict Lena. Then he and his friend Proffen try to save her from drugs.

Carpenter Andersen and Santa Claus makes a deal which saves Christmas for them both.

Four stoners, five vegans, three mobsters, four hunters and a million reasons to free one junkie elephant.

For the second time the two curious boys named Pelle and Proffen get mixed up in dangerous business.

A bunch of kids in a backyard are playing a game they call "refugee reception center". Everyone who wants to enter the backyard has to "apply for asylum" by telling an exciting story.