The Year I Started Masturbating

The Year I Started Masturbating

2022 · 98 min · ★ 5.9 · Comedy, Drama, Romance

Ambitious overachiever Hanna just needs one more kid before her life is perfect. Instead, her baby daddy unexpectedly dumps her. Suddenly, she finds herself without a place to live, job or family. With every fiber of her being set for victory, Hanna refuses to give up and decides to win him back. But to get there means having to win something much more important, love and desire for herself and who she is.

Directed by Erika Wasserman · Written by Erika Wasserman

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