What a Mess!

What a Mess!

1995 · 143 min · ★ 6.6 · Comedy

A Russian criminal steals a giant diamond from the Mafia, hides it, and suddenly runs into his unknown brothers; unexpected, absurd events with participation of the mob, doctors, musicians, Americans, militia, and gypsies ensue.

Directed by Vladimir Menshov · Written by Vladimir Menshov

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