Cry, Onion!

Cry, Onion!

The laughs will bring tears to your eyes.

PG 1975 · 92 min · ★ 5.3 · Western, Comedy

Onion Jack has bought a piece of land on which to settle, but the property is still in possession of the orphans of the original owner and is coveted by the local oil baron.

Directed by Enzo G. Castellari · Written by Luciano Vincenzoni

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