Goldilocks and the Three Bares

Goldilocks and the Three Bares

A Fairy Tale For Adults

1963 · 69 min · ★ 4.1 · Comedy, Music

Nightclub singer Eddie and comedian Tommy, working in a roaring twenties style club, meet and being dating publicist Allison and photographer Cynthia, respectively. They soon discover that the women spend weekends at a nudist club which the guys disapprove.

Directed by Herschell Gordon Lewis · Written by William R. Johnson

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