Ted & Venus

Ted & Venus

An immaculate obsession...

1991 · 100 min · ★ 4.5 · Comedy, Drama, Romance

Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.

Directed by Bud Cort · Written by Paul Ciotti

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Bud Cort Ted Whitley
James Brolin Max Waters
Kim Adams Linda Turner
Carol Kane Colette
Pamella D'Pella Gloria
Brian Thompson Herb
Rhea Perlman Grace
Woody Harrelson Homeless Vietnam Veteran
Martin Mull Ted's Attorney
Roberta Wallach District Attorney
Timothy Leary Judge William H. Converse
Tricia O'Neil Judge Katherine Notch

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