Log in
My First Dick

My First Dick

2022 · 7 min · Comedy

It has been exactly 365 days since Hannah stumbled across Lolo Ferrari in the 1999 Guinness World Book of Records at the school library, which ignited a fiery obsession of drawing women with giant knockers. Today is Hannah's 11th birthday and she only wants one thing - to see a penis.

Directed by Kate McCoid · Written by Kate McCoid

Your Rating

Cast

More from Kate McCoidSee all →

It's Not CustardIt's Not Custard · 2018
It's Not Custard
★ 4.42018
MovieComedyFantasy
It's Not Custard is the darkly comic story of Louise, a teenager suffering unrelenting acne and continual bullying, at home from her cruel older sister Jennifer, and at school from tormentors in and out of class. She wishes to cease their teasing and she is presented with such an opportunity when she awakes to find her acne gone. However, this magical gift has a bizarre consequence...and it's one that favours our hero.
The Transformations of the Transformations of the Drs. JenkinsThe Transformations of the Transformations of the Drs. Jenkins · 2021
The Transformations of the Transformations of the Drs. Jenkins
2021
MovieComedyHorror
Determined to create the ultimate pandemic film, Stephen (who apparently has never heard of an exquisite corpse) brings a team of filmmakers together, believing he has created a brand new genre of filmmaking, they recruit 20 of their friends to each shoot a segment of the film. A lot goes wrong! Michael convinces the team he can program an AI better than Amazon. Bob wasn't invited. Kate has regrets.

More Like This

Couldn't load this row right now.

Rate this film

Your ratings make Midnight smarter