Everyone on Board

Everyone on Board

2022 · 90 min · ★ 4.7 · Comedy

Missing the train is very bad. Seeing it leave with your children and those of your friends you had to accompany on vacation is a whole other story ... that of the crazy pursuit from Turin to Sicily of a father and grandfather as different as they are unreliable.

Directed by Luca Miniero · Written by Michele Abatantuono

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