Don't Touch the White Woman!

Don't Touch the White Woman!

1974 · 108 min · ★ 5.5 · Comedy, Western

A highly stylized surreal farce about the events leading up to Custer's Last Stand anachronistically reenacted in an urban renewal area in modern Paris.

Directed by Marco Ferreri · Written by Rafael Azcona

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