If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

A Frightening Prophecy Of A Doomed America

1971 · 53 min · ★ 4.0 · Drama, Horror, Fantasy

Based on the psychobabble of Reverend Estus W. Pirkle; what would happen to America if its citizens do not give up their depraved ways and turn to the light for salvation? Communist infiltrators, the 'footmen', will pave the way for an all-out invasion by weakening our will through television, dance, rock music, and alcohol. Once the invasion begins, the new Communist government will round up all Christians, and either execute them or force them to undergo reeducation. Only by putting their faith in the Bible where it belongs, says Pirkle, can America resist the coming Red Menace.

Directed by Ron Ormond · Written by Ron Ormond

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Judy Creech Judy
Cecil Scaife The Commissar
Gene McFall Assisstant Commissar
Wes Saunders Comrade Teacher
Estus W. Pirkle Self

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