On the Count of Three

On the Count of Three

It’s a great day to be alive.

R 2022 · 86 min · ★ 6.4 · Comedy, Crime, Drama

Val has reached a place where he feels the only way out is to end things. But he considers himself a bit of a failure—his effectiveness lacking—so he figures he could use some help. As luck would have it, Val’s best friend, Kevin, is recovering from a failed suicide attempt, so he seems like the perfect partner for executing this double suicide plan. But before they go, they have some unfinished business to attend to.

Directed by Jerrod Carmichael · Written by Ari Katcher

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