Mysteries Of Cryptid Sex #1799

V/H/S/2

Inside a darkened house looms a column of TVs littered with VHS tapes, a pagan shrine to forgotten analog gods. The screens crackle and pop endlessly with monochrome vistas of static white noise permeating the brain and fogging concentration. But you must fight the urge to relax: this is no mere movie night. Those obsolete spools contain more than just magnetic tape. They are imprinted with the very soul of evil.

The Once and Future Smash

In 1970, Mikey and William both portrayed football cannibal Smash-Mouth in the influential cult hit, End Zone 2. Now, 50 years later, only one can wear the mask.

Razzennest

South African enfant terrible filmmaker and artiste-cineaste Manus Oosthuizen meets with Rotten Tomatoes-approved indie film critic Babette Cruickshank in an Echo Park sound studio. With key members of Manus's crew joining, they record an audio commentary track for his new elegiac feature documentary Razzennest. But the session goes down a different path... cazzart! The ultimate elevation of arthouse horror, just not as you might expect.

Call Girl of Cthulhu

When a virginal artist falls in love with a call girl, she turns out to be the chosen bride of the alien god Cthulhu. To save her, he must stop an ancient cult from summoning their god and destroying mankind.

Solvent

While searching for Nazi documents in an Austrian farmhouse, a team of experts uncovers a hidden secret buried in its bowels. American expatriate Gunner S. Holbrook becomes obsessed with solving the mystery, and as his sanity wanes, he must confront an insatiable evil.

Camp Killer

The sheriff of a town plagued by an unstoppable killer Meets up with his nemesis one last time as a pair of survivors complicate matters for the worse. Who will be left standing and what will remain of their sanity?

Keyboard & Mouse

The rivalry of two street-side salesmen comes to a head.

Lightninging

An evil doll gives some nice boys electricity powers.

Arbor Days, Nebraskan Knights

It's Arbor Day and Professor Teachman surprises his Community-College class with a visit from a special guest who is going to enlighten the students about the complex meaning of this wondrous holiday.

The Magician

As his sanity boils in the hot, syrupy dark void of his dying soul, Aden Tanner, a cocaine-addicted, undercover cop infiltrates the criminal underworld at the expense of his own identity.

Gouge Away

Tony the Stamper is about to uncover a nasty secret when his mentor Stanley goes missing amid a hazardous narcotic gas that has flooded the city streets.

Beard Chef

A look at the life of a man and his hat and his beard.

Star Beast

Two gods create the first Star Beast.

No Spice, No Dice

A gorilla attempts to deliver bland fried chicken to an innocent boy. A secret agent saves the day.

Timka

A young boy named Timka sets out on an adventure with his best friend Hyduke, a mouse.

Gorilla Killer

A man is trained to kill the Mondo Gorilla.