How to Go Out on a Date in Queens

How to Go Out on a Date in Queens

Hell isn't being alone - it's being in a room filled with people and not one of them want to rip your clothes off.

R 2006 · 90 min · ★ 2.6 · Comedy, Romance

A self-proclaimed dating expert tries to get his best friend, who lost his wife two years earlier, back into the dating scene, with disastrous results.

Directed by Michelle Danner · Written by Richard Vetere

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