Life's A Bitch and then One Kills You

Life's A Bitch and then One Kills You

Office Politics. Ritual Human Sacrifice. Cake.

2019 · 89 min · ★ 7.0 · Comedy, Horror

A modern day witch has ninety minutes to satisfy an ancient curse by sacrificing her Tinder date or face a gruesome, painful death. Seems simple enough until her idiot co-workers show up to throw her a surprise birthday party. Now she must find a way to get rid them or face the possibility that everyone must die.

Directed by Alan Wood

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